michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

(via ninatram)

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

(via ninatram)

nutbustin:

I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.

(via maniti)

pau1y:

Instead of doing that, we could:

• not do that

(via maniti)

mikeyfriskeyhands:

Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying

(via alwaysletgo)

carneron:

hyungstrider:

a boyfren supposed 2 make ur panties wet not ur eyes<33

girlfren suppose 2 make ur dick hard not ur life <33

(via eyelovecasey)

ninihoho:

ninihoho:

why did the blond fail her calculus test

she had a biology test on the same day and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking calc as an advanced elective credit which would not effect her major gpa

(via eyelovecasey)