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  • me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
  • white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc

nosdrinker:

underknower:

nosdrinker:

the people upstairs are banging again

banging on what

post your address so I can fight you

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troyesivan:

permanent to do list

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cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

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why-and-or-bother:

if you dont like Scrubs, youre wrong

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No, fuck you. I was worth it.

and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via moaka)

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peacansandies:

Michael Scott

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jesuschill:

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

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strawberro:

my anaconda doesn’t*

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sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

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murder-myself:

the most emotional post on tumblr

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Cause you never think that the last time is the last time. You think there will be more. You think you have forever, but you don’t.

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This is heartbreaking

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